Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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