I cockslap morals
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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