At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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