youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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