forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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