Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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