I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I am spending my child support on dildos
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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