she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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