There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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