She is in my trunk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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