He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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