I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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