In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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