Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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