you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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