I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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