My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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