How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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