I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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