Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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