the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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