So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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