I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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