I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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