I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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