Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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