i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Randomize
