mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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