love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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