On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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