How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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