Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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