Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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