Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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