Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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