Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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