We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
