We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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