Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
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The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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