The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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