Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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Have fun and good luck.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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