Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You ate ashes out of my bong
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