ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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