is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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