there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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