TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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