Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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