Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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