**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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