You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
did i just pee glitter
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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