WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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