Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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