youre lurking in front of me
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
How does it feel to date your dad?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
