she was so not down for the gang bang
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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