He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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