Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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